um hi I'm Jade and I'm just an awkward teenage girl and this is pretty much just a fan blog, lame, I know
GG: I wh-
GG: WHERE DID MY CLOTHES GO?!
GG: WHAT IS THIS?!
why do you hurt me so
oh my fucking god why am i tearing up this is ridiculous
This is super cute! So, to all of you who are sobbing, let me tell you the truth of the matter. Wooly Bear caterpillars are born in autumn/early winter, and live as far north as the arctic. They freeze over the winter months, completely solid. Then, come spring time, they thaw out, and turn into an Isabella Tiger moth. So this little guy/girl is going to have a very happy memory to dream about over the winter. And you can all stop crying now. :)
omg thank you
Elsa, the Pizza Queen
not pizza hut or papa joe’s
my pizzas are for the pros
i don’t care
what they’re going to pay
let the customers in
cheap tuesdays never bothered me anyway
did you just
it’s funny how some bacon
makes the pizza’s base price soar
throw in some cabanossi
they’ll be paying even more
it’s time to see what i can add
to make this pizza taste real rad
some ham some sauce some sa-la-mi
You, sir, are a master of words.
thank u, i one day hope to use my talents to pen the next great disney animated classic
Oh my God, please do.
if you thought olaf was loveable wait until you meet my hilarious new Marketable Disney Sidekick™
his name is Alfonso and he is a magical talking clothesline
he only speaks in limericks
This post keeps getting better every time I see it.